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When you have a trap as a girlfriend and you don't want to admit it.
When a pippa (mark pots) order bepis
instead of boba bola
When a group of male hillbillies go out in the woods, fuck eachother, and jar each others ass queefs in one jar. After the jar is closed full of the combined farts, they take turns huffing the gas starting with the one that nutted first.
Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woods over yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.
A group of hillbillies buttfuck each other in the woods and jar up their combined ass queefs. Afterwords they take turns huffing it starting with the one that nutted first.
Hey Billy! Hey Stuart! Let’s cross the crick over yonder to the woods and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot! It’s been a LONG week!
An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.
Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?
Cumming in you partner’s nose so it goes through their sinuses like a Neti Pot.
I gave my tinder date the ol’ nutty pot last night.
A sex move where a male sticks the end of his penis into the nostril of his partner and blows a large load hard enough that it cums out of the other nostril.
That chick I picked up at the health food store had a sinus infection, so I gave her a Nutty Pot to try and cure her.
When ready to ejaculate on your partners face, you put the tip of your penis against their nostril and blow your load, cleaning out their sinuses.
I was all congested till my husband gave me a nutty pot last night.