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Kick people that are under 5’5 on October 10th
Kick any one that is shorter then 5’5
I am defined to kick short people
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homeless people who do not have anyplace for shelter against the elements
Many homeless homeless people sleep under trees because there are no room for them in a shelter
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People who live in the back country areas of Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky, West Virginia and Pennsylvania. They are a peaceful group who live a simple life. Typical potato sack communities do not have electricity or running water instead they prefer candles and nearby water sources for things as cooking and drinking. Bathing is not common with potato sack people as they have a fear of the water washing away there own skin so only when it rains or by accident do they bath. Be aware though if you were to come upon a community of potato sack people you are in great danger. They will chase you down and beat you till they grow tired, death is possible if they have either just fed or napped. Luckily most live far enough off the road so that the normal passerby should not be bothered, However once cited you may be chased by a group on horseback or possibly a large cow or donkey. It was once thought that these people were an urban legend of sorts but in recent years sightings have been reported almost monthly in the know territories. Some speculate that progress growth has cut into the forest that once kept them hidden. In the event that you are spotted or cornered by a group of potato sack people then the best defense is a mp3 cell phone, play the music and hold it above your head. They commonly see this as a devilish device and run away however a flashlight or personal weapon may be used as well but unless you have music on your phone it is unlikely you’ll avoid the beat down at hand.
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Water and shit.
While Isaac rejects the complexities of modern anatomy, and by definition organic cell structure and shit like lipids, his logic is ironclad in that
people fucking suck
"They ain't made of nothin' but water and shit, alright"
This is a variation on the theme of the track which is called also "What People Are Made Of" which is coincidentally the definition and so on plus it might have a fifteen before it. It is on the backof the CD/cassette tape case.
The back will be relative to you.
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Wake up by 8am, Monday through Friday, 9-5pm, in bed by 12pm. You know, because white people have jobs to go to as opposed to blacks who are on welfare and sleep in past noon
You say you're looking for a job but you're not keeping white people's hours.
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March 2nd, the exact opposite of Sept. 2nd (aka short people day.) On tall people day, anyone over 5'9" gets $5.
P. 1: oh wow, on Sept. 2nd I got $5 because it was short people day! Bet that must suck for you, seeing as how you're tall.
P. 2: oh, you must not have heard of tall person day! March 2nd, 6 months after Sept. 2nd, is Tall People Day! Tall people get $5!
P. 1: I hadn't heard of that! How interesting!
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People from India, Asia, Indian Subcontinent have a very specific definition/idea of what "Spicy" means with regards to food. This definition of Spicy is not what White People consider as spicy. This is pure fire to White People. White People Spicy is more like "Mild" for People from India, Asia, Indian Sub-continent. White People Spicy is what you get at Chick-fil-A when ordering a spicy chicken sandwich.
"Hey, how spicy is this chicken vindaloo? Oh, it's only White People Spicy."
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