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Post Quarantine Clarity

Similar to post nut clarity, post quarantine clarity refers to the sudden moment of lucidity an individual experiences once shutdowns / lockdowns / stay at home orders are lifted and they no longer feel an attraction to their quarantine buddy.

Becky: Heard so-and-so broke it off with so-and-so once bars reopened. Must’ve been that post quarantine clarity.

by GeminiThief July 10, 2020


post videogame amnesia

Having been told something while playing videogames then forgetting what it was when you are done.

Mom:"Did you put the clean clothes in the dryer like I asked?"
Son:"Sorry Mom, I had post videogame amnesia and I forgot"

by Warrior Will July 19, 2012


post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.

Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"

by nOmega November 19, 2009


post makeout clarity

This is the exact same concept as post nut clarity however in this case it is after a makeout. You may feel a sense of rue afterwards.

Bro I got with the Schlokness monster last night but I got bad as post makeout clarity so I left.

by InnerPrawn March 20, 2023


Post-shit Paralysis

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.

Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*

by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021


Peak post nut

The ultimate mental clarity a human reaches right after they orgasm, when the brain is no longer preoccupied with and fixated on sex.

After struggling for days to make a decision, John knew the answer within seconds once he hit peak post nut.

by Smackawack November 22, 2022


post analysis foggynes

The feeling you experience after finishing your analysis homework late at night. The opposite of post nut clarity.

"I'm so glad I finished this!"
"Oh, you're feeling post analysis foggynes!"

by DDoe March 10, 2022