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"I potato you"
"What are you are talking about, no one says this."
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-Andrew Cap
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I potato you is between I like you and I love you.
Due to the lack of a good english word to represent the stage between a crush and love, potato has developed as an inbetween word.
Potatos start small and grow representing the growth from like to love.
like love crush relationship
Oh (insert special someone's name here), I potato you!
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The war between Technoblade and im a squid kid on who can beat the record for most potatoes formed in hypixel skyblock
Man this fight is going down like the great potato war
A group of two or less friends, with a low amount of brain cells.
Two friends laughing at a stupid joke:
Friend 1: Its not even funny ( continues laughing )
Friend 2: We are such a potato quality
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Jane: I'm currently trying to peel a potato with another potato.
Samuel: Aww, what happened?
Jane: My dog just passed away yesterday.
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Going "Mashed Potatoes" on someone is where you perform the act of pulling down your partner's pants, smearing mashed potatoes (any flavor will do) onto their buttocks, and "motorboating" them between the cheeks. If done correctly there will be mashed potatoes strewn about the area where the act had taken place.
Tom: "Check out that girl in the yoga pants", Earl: "Oh yeah, if I had the chance I'd be going mashed potatoes on her all day"
A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds.
Mike- "Jake stole my Reese's peanut butter cups yesterday. If i'm not mistaken i'd say he was asking for an Idaho potato sack."
Aaron- "Dude not worth the pain."
Mike- "I wont stop until this punk looses an eye or needs re constructive facial surgery."
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