shit tonnes

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff

There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today

fake shitting

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

shit dammit

Words used by fictional surfing legend Lance Burkhart (played by Laird Hamilton) in the 1987 film "North Shore," when a lull in the waves occurs during a competition.

Used when either term alone is insufficient in expressing extreme disappointment or anger .

Shit dammit!!! GRRRRRRR!!!! I NEED this win!!

shit fumes

1. The stench that lingers like an evil apparition following the act of defecation.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.

"OMG open the window you bastard, your shit fumes are choking me"

gorgon shit

Worse than bullshit

Sally: Hey Dan I got a three cheese lasagna
Dan: Sally there’s two cheeses on this lasagna that’s Gorgon shit.

White Shit

Shit that white people do, such as: invadin' territories, killin' in the name of God, stealin' resources, eatin' a lot of cheese.

Hey, Oliver. You up for some white shit?

Auto-Shit

Word used when auto-correct fucks up multiple times in a row.

Gf:Hru??
ME:I'm doing food
ME:I meant god
ME:Fuck I meant hood
ME:Godamn auto-shit