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When you are stuck in between 2 sweaty Indian men/women.
Last night I got curry smashed and now I smell like spicy disappointment
Another way of saying anal sex.
Last light I was with Stephanie and she let me smash the gas.
The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.
When someone has sexual intercourse with a previous partner's friend because they are angry at their previous partner 'getting' with someone else.
Millie see's Orlando getting with Jennifer.
Harry to Millie "Sorry to see your previous partner and my friend, Orlando getting with Jennifer"
Millie to Harry "I'm pretty upset"
Harry to Millie "Wanna rage smash?"
Millie to Harry "Ok"
The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.
You won't like me when I'm angry "clit smash"
The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander
Did you hear what happened to andrew?
Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash
Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.
"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."