Chain smoking, Kidnapping, Prettyboy

A genuinely nice, attractive male, who smokes a lot and is falsely accused of kidnapping his son, whom he loves very much.

You, sir, are a chain smoking, kidnapping, prettyboy

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smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.

Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day

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3:00 Smoke Break

- a joyous and sanctimonious time enjoyed by all those working at any given office environment. The last smoke break of the day before 5:00 quitting time. Usually the time when the final stress relief of the day is released by means of shit-talking and puffing away at a cigarette. Even for those who do not smoke, this period can be used to call a friend and vent your day, or to sneak around to the back of the building and smoke a doob.

It's almost 3:00 smoke break, did you roll that hooter when you went to the bathroom?

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Smoke weed I did

Part of a poem by a Dr Zeus wanna-be

Sam I am
Smoke weed I did

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Give It To The Ones Who Smoked

In a group of people, when a part of the group smokes weed and they have any kind of food, they don’t have to share it with the other part of the group, which didn’t smoke any weed, as they won’t have munchies caused by the weed.

Harold: Yo give me some of them Fruit Pastilles.

John: Nah fam. Got munchies innit.

Derrek: Exactly. Give it to the ones who smoked.

GG smoke out rule

When a girl is smoking weed with you, if they give you a blowjob you can not make them pay for weed

"Can I have a blowjob?"
"You'll have to smoke me out, gg smoke out rule."

stick that in your pipe and smoke it

1)A saying used to shut people with loud mouths up
2)To stick pot in your pipe and smoke it

Hey, stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!

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