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Golden State Warriors

A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.

The Golden State Warriors seem like kind of a mean spirited dynasty.

by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023


Golden State Warriors

The most dull team to watch in all of basketball, since their primary focus is on shooting 3's as often as possible.

Watching the Golden State Warriors makes you miss watching basketball in the 90's, when 3 pointers were more of a complimentary part of the game than something it revolved around.

by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023


Golden State Warriors

Would make good chum.

If you could envision the Golden State Warriors on a championship party boat in San Francisco Bay sinking into frenzied shark-infested waters there then I like you. Can't you just see a hammerhead mistaking Draymond Green for a sea lion, the way he flops around?

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023


Golden State Warriors

A misunderstood team that more than anything, just wants people to love and understand them.

Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023


Golden State Warriors

A name that sounds formidable, tough, and even a little intimidating until you remember that they are from the city of flower children, hippies, and free love, they only relocated from a tough, gritty East Coast town where they actually had to fight to survive.

Steph Curry is more of a sensitive guy than most people would think, he really just wants his team, the Golden State Warriors, to get hugs and free love from the San Francisco crowd whenever they win a championship, yet opposing teams are so scared of playing Golden State in Golden State (though it's not actually home for Steph Curry, an Ohio boy next door, Draymond Green, a Michigan boy next door, or Klay Thompson, an Oregon native). Hopefully opposing teams remember to wear flowers in their hair when they visit San Francisco.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023


Golden State Warriors

A franchise team back in 1940, won 6 titles, and has a back-to-back title back in the '17-'18 and '18-'19 season.
But sadly defeated in the hands of Kawhi "Fun Guy" Leonard and the North (Raptors) in the '19-'20 Finals. They slowly grow in offseason.

"Be coming at Chase Center to watch the Golden State Warriors gon' fire!"

by HachiXD October 21, 2020


Athens State University

Athens State University is an Alabama public state university. It was founded on December 9, 1822. Originally, Athens State was four year residential campus with greek life and sports. However, gradually over time they got rid of these and today it is a 2 year upper level only campus.

S1: I'm going to Athens State University!

S2: Isn't that school very boring?
S1: Yes, but I am saving a ton of money! And I can keep my part-time job. Go on buddy, go to your expensive school.

by LittleCheezDog June 2, 2016