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When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.
Matt: damn...
Mark: what?
Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...
Mark: what'd it say?
Matt: You don't want to know...
An over exaggerated statement from your significant other.
Everything my girl says is a shorty text
The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.
I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!
To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.
Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.
Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.
My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.
Like a blowjob, but over text.
Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol