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The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.
"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"
A game invented in the summer of 2011 by some bored kids in Maryland. The game requires at least four people, all with cell phones. Here are the instructions:
1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.
A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
Mike: Dude, I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
The act of texting a harassing text to a sport advisary, or other competitive foe, while you are both watching the sporting event or other activity In separate places and harassing each other
I’m going to Heckle text you all though the Sunday football game
One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.
I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!
Com being short for communication. text com is when 2 people stood or sat down next to each communicating via text message. This is either done when in a place where you can't hear what person is saying or where theres a group of more than three people and 2 people and want to keep the things they are saying a secret.
Bill: Sally and John keep on texting. I wonder who they are texting.
Shaun: there doing that text Com thing. Search Urbun Dictionary for what it means.
Scam texts are when you accidentally leave your phone with someone; mostly of the opposite sex and you have your friends text you for two reasons:
1. You want the person with your phone to think that you are popular and many people of all varieties are texting you.
2. You want to use that scam text as a base to see if the person with your phone is nosey and/or has gone through your phone knowing you have that scam text waiting for you.
Hy Claire, can you send me a "scam text" to my phone....I left it with my boyfriend and I want to see how nosey he is !!
Hey Jonathan, Chris, Tom, Jodi, and basically my whole address book in my phone, can you send me a "scam text" to my phone so my boyrfriend/girlfriend thinks I have lots of friends?
When someone sends you a text message, changing the subject, before you have the chance to reply to the previous one. By the time you reply to both, your conversation is now more than one topic. It's like talking to 3 or more people, but it's really only one.
"I'm getting a headache from double texting subjects. I can't text to my daughter about one thing at a time. Before I know it, she's texting about 5 different things and it's difficult to keep up with what we're talking about".