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When ye tits are noice and hard
Person1: this cold weather is giving me some Asian sandbox
Person2: oh wow same John
A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?
Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
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A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?
Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains
Ah man she gave me that good Asian chopstick last night
Asian-chopsticks a form of sex
A league of asians coming together to be the next Jeremy Lin. Asian people made their own basketball league. YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN % OF ASIAN! You will find many leagues composed of kids ranging from 5th-12th trying to be recruited, and they won’t because the average height is 5ft.
It’s Easter Sunday, but I don’t care because I’m going to watch some Asian Ball
A cute girl with east asian looks
“I want an asian sunu gf so bad.”
“Check out the asian sunu at 2 o’clock.”
A set of emojis recreating Twitch emojis but instead of some dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 10 times more lit.
Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler