Book Hangover

Getting so emotionally invested in a book that you think about it for days on end. Characterized by sadness experienced when the book is over and the realization that one will never have the opportunity to feel the way they did reading it for the first time.

I finished reading the last Jhumpa Lahiri novel and have the worst book hangover.

the book of henry

An amazing movie about a boy who is really smart and learns his neighbor next door is in danger/trouble and finds a plan to help her

I love the movie The Book of Henry

Chattanooga chapter book

This was thought up by my friend George. When you shit in someone’s ass crack and then clap there cheeks together.

“I gave my girlfriend a hot Chattanooga chapter book”

danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.

AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker