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secret donkey punch

It is the same concept as the original "donkey punch," but with a twist. During Anal sex just before ejaculating instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. Thus causeing the pain which tightens the anus. The best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.

I gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so I can have anal sex again later.

by Zak A September 7, 2006

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donkey anal

basically its when an ishmael and another ishmael crawl up a christof's asshairs and out of one his many booty hole. This means that ishmael is a succ boi and he like to eat christof's greek nut.

alex is a stupid donkey anal

by bigsuccnutboi623 September 26, 2016

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donkey kong roller

A gym junkie that has worked excessively on the torso and general upper body portion of his body. The Legs of the donkey kong roller generally represent small dwarfed sticks compared to the rest of the body similar in bodily figure to donkey kong who primarily moves about by swinging torso through arms and rolling, hence 'roller'.

Dude, i hate it how chicks always go for donkey kong rollers, they're heaps vulnerable to leg attacks and cant run anywhere .

by frodo bagginses precious December 31, 2010


muddy donkey diver

A single white female that lives in close proximity to a bando. She often drinks in questionable locations (dives) whilst preying on older men (donkeys) with tattoos and bad attitudes. Also see: Jellybean

That girl a muddy donkey diver, she know that geezer ain't no good.

by Marg24 June 26, 2015


donkey kong a ho

when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho

i donkey kong a ho last night

by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Donkey Punch (ladies)

A female version of an unconventional sex act. A female straddles a male in the cowgirl position. When he is about to ejaculate, she punches him in the chest, and grabs onto his neck. She rides him to orgasm as tries to remove her from his penis.

This is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. The 'punch' is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. Slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the ass, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. The purpose is to achieve female orgasm by a male partner who is trying to escape.

My boyfriend didn't get me off for a week, when he was trying to rush last night, I gave him a Donkey Punch (ladies) !

by EVILEYE SAM June 21, 2010

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Extreme Donkey Punch

Similar to a regular Donkey Punch, but instead of punching them, you use a tire iron for hitting.

(CAUTION: Could cause people to be seriously injured. This is a hypothetical senerio.)

James just Extreme Donkey Punched Rachael!

Is she okay?

I don't know she hasn't moved in a hour...

by Neil Hicks September 21, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž