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A person Who is a magic dragon
Hey look, Its Piff the Magic Dragon.
A flukey soccer goal scored by a player who rarely scores.
That goal was pure Rodney Magic!
A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth
Oh man the things I’d do for some magic broccoli right now would be ridiculous
When you take a shit and there's no shit on your toilet paper, it must have dropped magically.
Did I even shit? I guess it's a magic drop.
A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery
How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks
stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor