The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.
A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting
Yes, I was the Phantom Shitter this whole time, and I've chosen you , Andy, to be my Second Gunman.
Someone who is already in a relationship, like yourself, that you deeply care for and have a loving attachment to. The feelings are mutual between you two, so you make it unofficially official. You don’t want to share this person with anyone other than their significant other. You’re in a relationship with each other on the side.
When you have more than one boyfriend
“Monday’s are for second boyfriends”
Trump’s second term: full abuse mode. The Orange Führer returns with no brakes, rage-posting executive orders from the golf cart. Cabinet meetings are held over shrimp cocktails at Mar-a-Lago with foreign leaders, megadonors, and Truth Social trolls. Loyalty is law, facts are fake, and the Constitution’s just background noise.
Putin’s thrilled—gearing up to con America again while Trump signs autographs on classified docs.
In the Second AmeriReich, Trump’s back in the candy store—this time with barbed wire around it, a yearly membership fee, and zero refunds. He eats the inventory, blames the cashier, and waddles off with the spoils.
When someone did something so cringe that you start cringing with or for them (depending on the person).
“Robert gave me second hand cringe”
“What he do”
“He was watching peppa pig in high school”
“Ew now I’m cringing”
When a man feels a woman up above the waist, including touching the chest, breasts, or nipples.
My only regret is not getting to Second Base
Second base defined as "I let a man get to Corey Seager on our date last night," -Kennedy