When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. For example, at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleepy shark. Or when they want to surprise the other one, and play the surprise shark.
Look at them, shark couple goals
Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.
Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.
A rida shark is a man that is pathetic, generally telling grown men how he could beat their ass, and telling little kids to end their lives
Omg is that a rida shark I thought they were extinct
Omfg it is let’s kill it
Someone who secretly likes men but wont admit it
Omg he’s a rida shark?
Be nice to him
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A teenage boy who commonly tell other children to kill themselves over a joke, then blames it on his anger issues.
You: Hey, rida when did you get 2k22, oh wait you don’t have it shitter ahahaha
Rida shark: kill yourself you little cunt I’ll kill you faggot.
Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.
Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark