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When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it
Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture’
those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)
Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"
When a female licks him spits it onto a hot dog and eats it
Aye girl did you try your man, super soy sausage surprise
1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.
I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!
When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome
“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”
When two people are having sex, someone runs in completely naked except for a mask (preferably some sort of animal mask) slaps whoever is on top on the ass, screaming and jumping and laughing the whole time, then runs out of the room and closes the door.
Dude, Bry was with his girl last night and I gave him an ANIMAL SURPRISE...I knew that gorilla mask would come in handy. He showed me the red mark on his ass...NICE!
When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.