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dirty troll sex

Nasty, dirty gross sex!

EWWW, it smells like DIRTY TROLL SEX in here!

by Erin November 3, 2004

51๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pole Troll Patrol

The "Pole Troll Patrol" see Pole Troll is a group of gay men that gather and hunt in groups. This gaggle of gays can be found in your local supermarket, mall or even in your school, huddled together and checking out all the straight guys that they think they can turn to their side. Distinguishing characteristics are neck rolls and an abundance use of the words " I would let him ride me three ways to Sunday!" followed by group cheers.

Jeff: Ah shit!! There goes Sweetie and the Pole Troll Patrol! How am I ever gonna be able to change my clothes in this locker room with them standing around!?
Kenneth: I don't know man, but I know I saw them looking me up and down again.
Jeff: Fuck this shit man I'm outta here!

by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 3, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dead hamster and trolls

Ever have a really rotten, grouchy day? A day where you tried to be positive and upbeat, but everything just really seems to irritate and annoy you? That is a dead hamster and trolls day!

Opposite of sunshine and rainbows

Opposite of lolipops and baby bunnies

Rain on your wedding day, meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beatiful wife, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, really wanting to hit the soccer moms that show up with thier bobs high heels and lipstick, DEAD HAMSTER AND TROLLS

by lstrong August 25, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


back door troll

The turd of poop in your partner's ass thats blocking the back door.

I assfucked my girlfriend last night.. the back door troll made a mess of the sheets

by GeneralEarl November 1, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


alt-right trolls

The term "Alt-right troll" can be used to dismiss any critisism by saying it is a harrasment campaign comes from alt-right trolls.
Despite what common sense might make you believe, alt-right doesn't mean the person in question is a member of the alternative right, they simply a sexist homophobic transphobic cisnormative misogynistic nazi fuckface who dares share an opinion different to your own and therefore should be silenced. Furthermore by classing someone as an alt-right troll everything they say will automatically become invalid and can therefore simply be ignored. Litterally any critisism, no matter how valid, can easily be dismissed by using this term so you can go back to being a happy, delicate little snowflake gently flying through the wind.

Amy: Alt-right trolls are harrassing me and writing negative reviews of my movie.
Ben: Are you sure it's not just ordinary people that just disliked the movie and therefore wrote a negative review?
Amy: No it is definitely alt-right trolls that want to silence me because everything I do is perfect.

by Addict Ninja March 20, 2017

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy troll brain

an act in which a man wraps his thumb and index finger around the outside of his scrotum so the tips of his finger and thumb touch.(above the testes but under the base of the penis)After correct placement of the finger and thumb, the hand is moved away from the body in a pulling motion. this creates a "sinching" effect and creates a hairy brain-like object from the testes bunching at the bottom of the scrotum.

because brandon liked to show all of the girls his hairy troll brain, he is now serving 1-15 years in the pokey for sexual harrassment.

by ben w. June 14, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


steamy shower troll

when taking a hot shower you fart really long and loud causing an aroma to take over your shower and eat at you such like a troll might.

I had taco bell after practice then went home to take a shower, i had to get out quick cause i released a steamy shower troll.

by Paige choich September 18, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž