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A taxi that is driven by a sassy fat chick.
"Sorry I'm late for work, I took the titty taxi."
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When your wife likes to hang up your badass shirts sopping wet onto a hangar almost wide enough for a toddler's shirt - it causes protruding titties on your shoulders when you put your shirt on! Aka ... HANGER TITTIES
Did you see bro's new badass golf shirt today? It looks great ... now he had a set of hanger titties on his shoulders to match his big bouncies on the front side. Woo hoo!
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A pledge to yourself to come into contact with as much titty as possible during that day.
I just fulfilled my titty quota for the day after feeling that girl's titties.
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When someone, male or female, has saggy, dirty and or smelly titties
Person 1: "Ew he has ogre titties!"
Person 2: "She does, too!"
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The action of gnawing or chewing upon the nipple and surrounded boobage
Blake commonly titty nibbles upon Alex's delicious breasts. She claims he is the best damned titty nibbler in the tri-state area.
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When a baby feeds off a mother's tit and drinks the milk.
Person 1: hey what were you doing?
Person 2: just letting my baby give me a titty blowjob.
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The act of attempting to pronounce the word "irregularity" but says "irregular-titty"
"The doctor said Brian has an irregular-titty with his heartbeat."
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