The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.
Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.
The most cancerous piece of shit player on runescape thinks he is good at vorago but is complete trash, gets out dpsed by the bomb tank as a dps and despite owning a noxious staff is a spud cunt and uses a wand of cywir elves with virtus book. No-one will ever pvm with him ever again if they want decent team. His ingame name is current tinderfella
Even with 120 invention I still can't invent a way to make Matt Z good at runescape.
When you trade based off buying “rips” or FOMO rather then buying when a stock is trading at its lows while averaging down.
Hey so $APE was trading at $0.60 so I ignored it but when It ripped I Matt Kohrs’d.
The epitome of the sexiest man alive
Wow zac efron is almost half as sexy as Matt Bennink
Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew
#futurecouple
matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘
Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back
James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt