Thigh high socks

The thing of your dreams. Seen in almost all hentai or school-based anime. This thing can seduce almost anyone or anything including toasters.

Girl: hey boys you want a treat.
Boys: we're watching anime so go away
Girl: but I'm wearing Thigh high socks.
Boys: Owo

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Gay Sock Rules

1) When in the company of the same sex, having your socks off is considered homosexual.
2) Socks should be on at all times when in the company of the same sex to be considered heterosexual. No exceptions.

Person 1: Bro have you heard about the gay sock rules?

Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.

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Sock N' Vag

the act of shoving a used sock of either the male or female that just had sexual intercourse without a condom. the male bursts and the female is left with his manly juices oozing from her beaver. a sock is placed partially inside this entrance to absorb these fluids her partner left behind.

"Becky felt she was ready to pull the sock out because she was done emptying her vagina of Dillon's semen."

She demonstrated the "Sock N' Vag"

"Promptly after exploding inside of me, my boyfriend was sweet enough to put his sock inside of my vagina."

vag
semen
fluids
sock

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brown sock day

a day in which its so hot that you sweat so much it drips down your asscrack and onto your clean white socks, which in turn become brown

man 1: its too hot to work today
man 2: ya its definately a brown sock day

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pink sock rock

Also known as emo-butt-rock it refers to the genre of shitty emo music that a bunch of socially retarded morons listen to. They like to sit around and butt fuck each other while listening to Atreyu and other fake fucking O.C. bands, and since they only use their tears as lube it often leads to a Pink Sock or an inverted anus.

Dean listens to a bunch of pink sock rock. Atreyu eats a fatty fucking cock! Fuck O.C. and fuck Pink Sock Rock. Cheer up you fucking douche bags!!!

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Pink Sock Leash

When you give someone a pink sock, then drag them around by the dangling excess.

pink sock leashes hurt like a bitch

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red tube sock

When engaged in anal sex, you pull out very quickly causing her rectum to invert, creating the "red tube sock."

I red tube socked Joan yesterday night.

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