When two penises smash head on so hard that they collapse from the shaft down
Them boys dun' did a Southwestern Train Wreck. Now they've dun' got themselves de-railed!
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When you want someone to run a train on you.
"Please run a train on me."
"Okay."
*VVVVVV HSSSSSSSSS WHOO WHOOO PUFF PUFF PUFF SCREEE*
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When one person loses their train of thought multiply times during conversation because they fried their brain doing too many drugs. Also falling off the train in life resulting in not fulfilling their full potential.
You asked me that twice already, you really need to take better care of yourself because your falling off the train.
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The awesome yet near unattainable task in which at least 3 girls line up naked from the waist down, you then insert your penis in then out and move onto the next one and when you get to the end you just work your way back. This is usually a game a parties and is a competition in which the person with the most "chugs"(inserts and exits) wins.
Guy one- "Holy shit that party last night was epic"
Guy two-"Yeah i know, btw did u hear that Gary broke the Brazilian train record last night, he got 35 chugs"
Guy one-"Nice Hi 5"
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Excuse used to ditch friends for booty call
Gotta go, she missed the train
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(v). To travel for hours in order to pleasure your girlfriend with a dish brush.
I J.D. Train Ride all the way to syracuse
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The act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously.
"Where did Matt Richardson go?"
"Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"
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