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Southwestern Train Wreck

When two penises smash head on so hard that they collapse from the shaft down

Them boys dun' did a Southwestern Train Wreck. Now they've dun' got themselves de-railed!

by Doabarreroll February 21, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Run a train on me

When you want someone to run a train on you.

"Please run a train on me."
"Okay."
*VVVVVV HSSSSSSSSS WHOO WHOOO PUFF PUFF PUFF SCREEE*

by Runatrainonme September 26, 2016

16๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Falling off the train

When one person loses their train of thought multiply times during conversation because they fried their brain doing too many drugs. Also falling off the train in life resulting in not fulfilling their full potential.

You asked me that twice already, you really need to take better care of yourself because your falling off the train.

by Catirandafly October 15, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brazilian Train

The awesome yet near unattainable task in which at least 3 girls line up naked from the waist down, you then insert your penis in then out and move onto the next one and when you get to the end you just work your way back. This is usually a game a parties and is a competition in which the person with the most "chugs"(inserts and exits) wins.

Guy one- "Holy shit that party last night was epic"

Guy two-"Yeah i know, btw did u hear that Gary broke the Brazilian train record last night, he got 35 chugs"

Guy one-"Nice Hi 5"

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 16, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Missed the train

Excuse used to ditch friends for booty call

Gotta go, she missed the train

by TJRAMH October 27, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


J.D. Train Ride

(v). To travel for hours in order to pleasure your girlfriend with a dish brush.

I J.D. Train Ride all the way to syracuse

by jidzzle1390 September 4, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Laying Train Tracks

The act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously.

"Where did Matt Richardson go?"

"Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"

by dwinters November 19, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž