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The act of a woman searching weird shit in urban dictionary
Dude, that chick was totally just turd buttering
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When a person is using a public washroom and the occupants in the stalls next to them are having a conversation that they are not included in. The person excluded from the conversation is the turd wheel.
Three people are using a public washroom. Two of these people are friends and the other is a random person. The two friends have a conversation while taking a team poo. The other person is excluded from the conversation, becoming the turd wheel, and left to poop by their lonesome.
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VERB:
To click "Don't publish" on a few definitions for no reason other than some random "editor" just voted "Don't publish" on the excremental definition that the "editor" just attempted to get published. The only redeming point of the practice is most definitions tend to be nonsense sentence fragments from someone with either a 3rd grade education or little to no comprehension of the English language.
Not to be confused with an EDITOR who are usually well spoken individuals whose job is correcting, condensing, and making suggestions on how to improve other peoples written material.
"Damn, my definition didn't get published. I'm gonna edi-turd every one i can from the reject link."
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Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.
Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
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Ugly clothes wrapped around a real turd of a person; could attract attention of the urban fashion police.
Hey, check out the turd blanket. He must have scrounged all the finest dumpsters in town to find that shit!
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"meat" loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. AKA: shit sandwich (or "sammich") -NOT FINE FRENCH CUISINE!!! ie: catch 'the' cancer here!!
i parked the dump truck and gotted me a turd on a roll and 'ultra' gulp!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
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