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Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

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October 17 national tell bo Harvey who ur crush is day

Tell bo Harvey who ur crush is but he promises he won’t tell anyone

Bo: its national tell bo Harvey who ur crush is day
Grace: aww man oh well I’ll do it anyway

October 17 national tell bo Harvey who ur crush is day

by Bo hwhwhehe October 16, 2019

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ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

A dramatic trend where people put these in tiktok videos comments

Random commenter:*put something here*
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

by I'm gonna spread your cheeks June 27, 2023

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L+ratio+no bitches+no father+virgin+mom dead+ ur mother+fat hoe+get your money up+hoes mad+not good at fortnite+xxxvideosbox player+cotton picker+white man+your black+your white+your mad+YB BETTERR

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L+ratio+no bitches+no father+virgin+mom dead+ ur mother+fat hoe+get your money up+hoes mad+not good at fortnite+xxxvideosbox player+cotton picker+white man+your black+your white+your mad+YB BETTERR

by ur fav slave escape helper March 14, 2022

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fuck ur aunty

it means ur aunty is hot and i want to fuck her

wah fuck ur aunty sia

by auntyflyer June 27, 2023


Ur gae hoez

Alternate spelling of “your gay hoes” but in street slang often used in texts.

I love all of ur gae hoez

by Anon274 August 15, 2022


September 24 Kiss ur crush day

September 24 is the day you kiss your crush not on the cheek but on the lips.

It’s September 24 kiss ur crush day

by KISS UR CRUSH September 23, 2021