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When one is too tired they get pulled by their pubic hair which is braided and their nipple hair will grow longer.
Harry: Mannnn, I was horny last nite. I was sooo horny that I carried my girl by her Vagina handle just to get to the bedroom.
Wart: Harry, you have some problems, man. How thick was her vagina handle?
Harry: Pretty damnnn huge, Wart. Pretty damn huge.
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One who has skill or noteworthy prowess in the art of vagina bending and/or causing vaginal wetness and frequent secretion through speech or physical manipulation. see the art of vagina bending aka MARTIAL PUSSY
After studying martial pussy for many years he became a virtuoso - A Vagina Bender.
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When a woman buys drugs from a guy and gets a better amount or a discount. The male dealer gives the woman a better amount simply because they consider her a potential sex partner and/or find her attractive.
Example 1: "I was going to buy off of Tony, but I decided to let my friend Rachel do it instead. She got hooked up fat! I bet it was the vagina discount."
Example 2: "Wow, Miranda, you totally got hooked up. He must think you're hot, because you got the vagina discount".
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A thick layer of dried up cum around the vaginal area
Damn girl, you need to clean off your vagina crust!
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Mother; Whoever gave birth to the person
Chris: So what's the name of your vagina of origin?
Nathan: My Mom's name is Jessica.
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A pineapple vagina is when a girl puts pineapple in her vagina and the mans eats her out and proceeds to eat the pineapple until it's gone
" damn, that man had me do the pineapple vagina method last night
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a female way of masturbation when they shove 4 pills of ectsacy in their vagina
Damn I fucked the shit outta myself with the quadstack vagina status. Im finna get me some dick now
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