Poo bum egg

When someone says something really mean, so you respond with a mad comeback

Nibba 1: you stink like a plum
Nibba 2: poo bum egg
Nibba 1: *cries is Mandarin Chinese*

school leg egg

Why?

Why did you search for "school leg egg"

that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs

Papyrus’s (a character from the hit indie game UNDERTALE) favorite food. Commonly confused with spaghetti.

What? Papyrus’s favorite food? It’s that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs, idiot. … Hey, why am I the only one that knows the answer to this stupid question?
-Flowey on Undertale Q&A

Cadbury Egg

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates into a chocolate egg and his partner subsequently eats it.

Samantha wanted a Cadbury Egg last night, but we didn't have any chocolate

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Salt Your Eggs

(V.) A crude and obscene pick-up line, probably used in a shady dive-bar, implies the act of copulation.

Hey Baby, "I'd like to salt your eggs." or "I bet that hos' had her eggs salted more than once."

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cracked like an egg

term coined by the variety streamer Punz, used when someone is really good at something, like a video game.

Bro he got 32 kills last game! He's cracked like an egg!

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World Record Egg

The current world record holder for the most liked post on Instagram

Girl 1: OMG, Did you see what is now the most liked post on Insta.

Girl 2: Nah what.

Girl 1: An egg... Look up World Record Egg

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