TMW (Too Much Work)

Someone who takes too much energy to be friends with

She’s just TMW (Too Much Work).

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

get that work in

working hard in like the sport your playing, training ,practicing for

hey I just got back from track practice “did you get that work in” obviously girl

While he was working

1. Something that happened to someone while they were working.
2. Something somebody did while they were working.

1. His girlfriend screwed all of his friends, while he was working.
2. Some guy slipped acid in his drink and he was frying, while he was working.

thesaurus work

A work containing copious numbers of big words.

Person 1: Did you try reading that book last night?
Person 2: Yeah, but I didn't get far. It was way over my head. A real thesaurus work.

Working Boys'd

tgwdlm version of a Rick Roll, where you end up reading all the names of the Working Boys; Henry, Greg and Steve and Stu and Mark and Leighton and . . . Chad

Markets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my wits
I just can't take it
When all I want to do
Is spend the day with Greg . . . And Steve . . . And Stu . . . And Mark . . . And Leighton . . . And Chad

Me: ha-ha you just got Working Boys'd

(Credit: StarKid - The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)

work-love

Having a special someone of the opposite sex who you CC on messages for no reason or send funny pictures/videos too. You keep in limited or no contact outside of work and have no sexual chemistry. You are in work-love

Man I CC'd Tanya in my meeting request, she's not even in the same branch!
Dude, that's so work-love