The Simon Zone

1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person

"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"

trap zone

The moment where the trap becomes one with oneself. Instead of being trapped by a trap, you become the very thing you always wanted to avoid.

Wow, he entered the Trap Zone!

neethovel production zone

Goon Chamber

I'm going into the neethovel production zone to blast my meat with cosmic radiation

The Mikey Zone

When you’re really gay for this guy and pretend it’s a joke but everyone knows you really want to kiss him on the forehead and see his cock. He also hates you.

“Bro, Mikey keeps logging off every time I ask to see his cock. I’m in the Mikey Zone.”

no tip zone

While visiting an establishment of high quality, a man can be close enough to the stage to see, however far enough that a dollar bill cannot physically be thrown and make it to the intended target. Mostly applies to pop up locations with a straight barrier. Talladega Blvd prime example.

Let’s go see this hot stripper

But I’m running light tonight.

No problem, we’ll be at the no tip zone. Tips aren’t expected as they can’t make it to the dancer.

gajja zoned

Gajja zoned be the process in which a person's messages are delete in order to provide peace and prosperity to the country without inflicting pain on its citizens

gajja: y i have backlog maaaaaaaaaaaaa
2 sec later
gajja: deleted
booch: damn he got gajja zoned

in zone

Word used to describe a person who is really calm. Being a chill ass nigga.

Example:
Guy 1: Yo, sup my in zone nigga.
Guy 2: Suh dude.