Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

A shit drive

A shit drive is where you shit yourself during a long road trip often with loads of friends or family around to smell hear and see

Steave had caused himself to have a shit drive

shit in yo ass

The courage needed to face or overcome an immediate obstacle. Almost always used in a negative connotation.

Cash: Guys, let's go. I'm tired and just wanna sleep.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.

shit ain’t zick

For when something is not the move, when plans are offered but none of the friend group likes the idea. Popular is high school teenage boys in Florida. The term is opposite to “thats zick”. The origin of the term came from the phrase she getting that zick tonight in a comedic manner and was later shortened to adverb describing hilarious interactions.

“Yo bro my girl ain’t score a single point tonight”
“for real? What you gon do later?”
“I don’t know but shit ain’t zick”

I give half a shit

Not caring about something AT ALL

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit

Not for shit

Expression of disbelief in the purest form.
Can also be used in practically any situation you can work it into.

Broseph: "Bro, did you hear about Alicia fucking that Bob guy?"
Brody: "Yeah I heard there's a video online of it."
Broseph: "Not for shit! Can we find it?"