The answer to anything someone asks you; the best comeback
Them: How are you?
You: Your mom
Them: ;-;
that one friend who kept saying "your mom" every single fucking time an argument starts...
Me: yo give back my loot back!!!
That friend: I'll give it to your MOM!
Me: *disconnects* RazerRed666 left the game
Something I fuck often
BLM 😩
(Bang local moms)
Jimmy: I was pulling out the drive way right-
Preston: I was pulling out of your MOM last night.
The biggest thing in the universe
Scientists have not yet fully understood the true size of your mom.
June 3rd is national let a gay person in your house day so let those gays in your home!
It’s national let a gay person in your house day, let’s invite Jerry over and maybe his boyfriend too