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An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.
I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.
Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.
Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.
What Mark Wahlberg calls the fine specimens living in southeast Asia known as the Vietnamese. You can also call them VFS in short.
Person 1: Which asshat stole my bike!
Person 2: IT WAS THAT VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT!
A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substance’s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium
Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!
When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once
Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then
When you gotta shit so bad, and the only toilet is in a public place but there's no latch on the stall door.
I was at the beach when all those tacos I had for lunch hit my lower intestine and I just had to shit. Unfortunately there was no latch on the door, so I had an uneasy sense of insecurity the entire bowel movement. That was one unsafe shit
When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean