button up your lip your ship is sinking

Buttoning up your lip means to quit snitching on your people or yourself for your ship is sinking

Yo rat button up your lip your ship is sinking

Your mother gunnar

The worst one of them all.

Tim: your granny a tranny
Bob: your mother gunnar!
Tim: 😪😣😣😔😔😞😞

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

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Your Body My Choice

Reversed meaning of the phrase:" My Body, My choice" its used to annoy feminists

"Your Body My Choice" said to a feminist to shut them up

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put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

come to dinner with your balls out

To arrive at an event or destination woefully unprepared.

We were all excited by the prospect of seeing Brian that evening, but I shockedly exclaimed upon meeting him, "My God, man! You've come to dinner with your balls out." Oh, Brian... will you never change?

this game is like your mother

its a shit

this game is like your mother is a shit but dont worry my dad is gay