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The bowel movement that happens after anal sex.
John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe
Shits you get at beginning and end of period
I have the Aloha shits part II., Can't wait to be done!
A large man, who likes being dominated by an even larger woman. Usually involving pegging
"Damn that amazon bitch really railed me last night. Call me shit cutter my ass is sore
A Shit Shadow is achieved when copious amounts of laxative are consumed to the point that liquid shit sprays out of their brown eye in droplets of similar size and consistency to spraypaint. The unsuspecting victim is then covered in the spray of fine fecal droplets, with the remaining poo spraying on the closest surface (wall, ceiling, floor, etc) and capturing the victim in silhouette on said surface.
I'm in a GG Allin tribute band - gave my drummer a Shit Shadow last night."
Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"
The incorrect way to spell shih tzu
Daisy: Is your dog a shit sue?
Hannah: No, she’s an ewok.
When you take a shit and after you wipe the paper remains clean.
I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck
When you take a shit and you have a clean wipe.
I took my first dump in my new house and I had a clean wipe! Friends reply, a Wax Shit! That's awesome, it means good luck!