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The non-literal act of being sarcastic or using exaggerative language
Yo Jack fucked Tim hard last night. Really? Nah im just shitting ur pants(SuP) LOL
Stupid black ugly bitch monkey looking ahhhh (ugly bitch monkey for short)
When you get that great bud, smoke, or hooch that is the best, the VERY BEST, a cut above the rest, especially
when it is totally 100% cherry, that'll set you flying into the IONOSPHERE it's so mind-blowing great.
Bro #1 (exhausted yet pleased): Hooo, shit, man... what a night!
Bro #2 (curious): What's up with you, man?
Bro #1 (pleased): Last night a friend of mine got me some bud from Aspen a guy was growing
in his house. I mean, it was completely grown with all natural fertilizer, mountain soil, I mean
the whole nine yards, all in his basement! All pure! No bug spray or anything!!
Bro #2 (astounded): Holy shit, man... how was it?
Bro #1 (stoked): Man, that bud was so pure, it had me zooming around those communication satellites I was high!
Bro #2 (amazed): Oh, fuuuuuck... still got some or did you smoke it all?
Bro #1: Uh-uh, no way, Bro! I rolled a few ahead of time before I smoked that first one! (Hands Bro #2 a joint.) Try it out.
-----------A FEW HOURS LATER...------------------
Bro #2 (high and happy as hell): Holy shit, man! Now THAT... is that GOOD shit, bro! Whooooo!
Bro #1 (laughing): I know right?
Bro #2 (giddy): Shiiiiiit... we better hold off on these for a while... don't wanna waste these puffs until we
get some more! That is high-quality bud... man, you want to get some eats?
Bro #1 (stoked): Yeah, man... I got the munchies so bad, I'd make PAC-MAN look like a picky eater!
Bro #2 (agreeing): Let's go to the Arches or the Bell. Think the Hut's open?
Bro #1: If it is, I think three or four pies will do. Already had some of that Bell... got me farting like goddamn!
Bro #2: Thanks for the warning... avoid the Bell.
Shitting is when you ate to much taco bell then you go to the bathroom and shit your ass off.
Me-After eating taco bell i was shitting all over the place.
When life hasn't been so kind to you and your in a deep pit and life throws you a rope covered in shit and kerosene and just when you think there might be some hope, life lights the rope from the top and you find yourself making zero positive progress of anything as usual and your still staying at square one.
When life isnt kind to you and you only get the shit rope and you are shit of luck in other words unfortunate.