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It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.
Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."
That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies
Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day
the act of having sexual intercourse while fucking a hole in the wall, whose name is Susan. the person most likely to this this is probably a Michael.
"i'm gonna fuck your fuck."
"okay Michael, calm down."
"but i love Susan more than my wife."
The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”
Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.
an aesthetic that is based on instagram hot tall fuckable skater @pinch(underscore)your(underscore)trucks aka Diego limofo Tous.
"omg thats so pinch your trucks!)
one of the most powerful words in existence, can not be countered by "no u".
only say this when up against a powerful force
"bro I didn't know it was your golden scar bro"
"too late for that"
Billy licked his lips knowing the power of what he would say next would stop the world from turning.
"your gramp a tramp"
john was zapped out of existence to find himself floating in a continuous loop of pain and suffering