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Horse Shit is Whore Shit, period!
"Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"
The act of pooping in a girls mouth then asking for a blow job
Jack: Can you give me a shit blowjob
Mia: Yes baby
i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy
The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits
Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!
when you shit a whole ass log. typically done in the darkness. can be very long and thin
“taking a georgie shit, pray for me x”
“ Wtf does that mean”
“ georgie shit. it’s when you shit a log”
The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.
I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.
1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.
2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl
Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie
Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.
Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.
Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”