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Shit-Weight

When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.

"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"

by Ghostdik May 14, 2020


shit walk

When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.

Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.

by Toggi August 19, 2008


Shit on my back

When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.

I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."

by Professor B13 November 14, 2023


That shit wack fr

When something just plain SUCKS for real

Person 1: "Yo have you heard about premarital sex?"
Person 2: "Yeah that shit wack fr

by Nc13 May 20, 2019


shit at cod

usually the shitcan of squad who thinks they are good

"im so good at this game" and meanwhile your shit at cod

by 69nicger March 7, 2022


shit and run

when you clog the toilet and do a runner

the motherfucker who used the stall before me did a shit and run!

by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020


Shit and Run

When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.

I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run

by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020