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smacking your clit

when you smack a womenโ€™s pussy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜Ž

harry: you like when i smacking your clit?
lorena: fuck.... YES!

by pussydestroyerclismacker December 13, 2020


International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day

Celebrated in memory of Emperor Kameyama of Japan on the 4th of October every year. Everyone must tuck in their shirts today.

Hey, Today is International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day, tuck in your shirts!

by Destroytion October 4, 2022


National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 19, 2021


National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day

Buy your girlfriend a book.

a day where you go buy your girlfriend a book she wants.

"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"

by littlegirllovesmsut September 16, 2022


Entry your pockets

This means whoever wrote this is a dumbass

Entry your pockets now.

by Thanosindisguise April 30, 2021


What's your beef stranger

When a random person calls you names

What's your beef stranger I didn't do nothing to you

by urbeef July 10, 2023


pay your ex day

When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.

"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"

by Alyssa drake November 29, 2019