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On November 19th, You simply have an argument with your partner/friend with benefit/significant other...for fun!
John: Fuck you Alana.
Alana: Excuse me?
John: It's National Fight With Your Partner Day.
the ultimate come back to ruin someone carrier.
Obama : you are the least intelligent human our race has experienced. you have an iq below zero and you wont last a second out in the real world. the only use anyone will get from you is the ground when i knock you out and use you as fertilizer.
guy: your mommmmmmmmmm
strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass
when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole
This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.
"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."
To pelican your drink is to use only your mouth to pick up your glass and then finish your drink by skulling the remaining liquid.
No hands are to be used in the process.
Tip: Usually a thicker glass such as an Australian schooner glass would be used as thinner glass cups such as a wine glass may break.
“Mate I dunno if I can finish my beer hey”
“Just pelican your drink mate, it’ll go down a treat”
“Aw yeah! Thanks mate 😎👍”
When it’s September 2 you must kiss your girl.
It’s September 2 national make out with your girlfriend day baby. You already know let’s kiss
Makeout With Your Girlfriend No Matter What Give Her All Your Love ❤
National Makeout with your Girlfriend day