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To tell someone thank you very much for pointing out their own mistake.
Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".
You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.
Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.
The act of binting ones bogos is to walk up behind them, and slap their ass as hard as you physically can. The technique to achieve maximum slap is to bend into it on your knee, extend your elbow into the slap, and go *through* your target in a sense.
"Turn around, I'm going to bint your bogos, thomas."
'But i don't wan- AAAAHH!'
After which he will likely hit the floor in agony.
I blew my load on her head and ran. You mean you blow your load and go?
To be drunk beyond comprehension
Are you getting off your nips tonight?
Martin was so off his nips he pissed the bed last night.
This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
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