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Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 13, 2010


Squealer Shit

A shit that contains multiple loud farts

When I was at the rest area, someone was taking a squealer shit.

by Jacksoncage April 14, 2022


FUCKING SHIT

really big poopo shit that a 2 year old would use it as an insult

"Hey, how are you doin today"
"Shut up. you look like a big fucking shit."

by flamingo nah jk January 29, 2022


fucking shit

shit that is fucking itself

1. you smell like a fucking shit

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023


bare gang shit

When you get jumped by the mandem and you shank the feds bare and still

Person1: Yo bando i put some bare neek in a spliff bare times
Person2: thats bare gang shit

by AdoptedFaggot69 May 3, 2020


Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020


shit slicks

Leaving behind shit stained undies all over the house.

God damn it Dave! Take care of your shit slicks yourself. For God's sake you are 35 years old! Far to old to be leaving shit slicks all over the house!

by MannyTanner January 14, 2018