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Someone who you’ve known for less than a month but your absolutely obsessed with them and can’t get them out of your head.
your black is my mum
When some normal guy who is not rich enough to buy expensive shoes like Yeezys, is trying to act like a thug or gangster but is so fake that it is faker than his own shoes that he bought from a vietnamese fake designers' item seller in vietnam.
If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.
Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.
Haha you so fake, that you are faker than your shoes.
You want everything about someone, including their genitals but not limited to only their genitalia
i want your mash jades
Get drunk, offen a hypocrite that thinks drinking is healthier than smoking
If you have a boyfriend you have to buy him What he wants
Bf: i want candy
You: okay i Will buy u candy bc its buy your bf a gift day today
To face fuck someone so good they cant swallow or close their jaw for a few days.
Dustin: I blew Jess' neck out last night!
Evan: OMFGBBQ how does she eat now?
Dustin: I'm pouring smoothies through her open jaw
I am going to blow your neck out tonight cuh.
When someone needs to check their attitude, or the way they are communicating with you. Particularly if someone is speaking to you sarcastically, passive aggressively, or angrily.
"I know you are feeling frustrated, but you need to check your settings and restart this conversation from the beginning."