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To tell another person to be quite in the harshest of ways.
Must be said with a thick Belfast accent, and preferably through the side of ones mouth.
Mike: I think we should watch the Iron Giant tonight.
Alex: No, that's a sad film.
Mike: You never want to watch sad films even it they're really good.
Alex: Shut your pubes
January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
what little rage kids say when someone kills them on forknife
oh my god your so trashhh go home to you mam
"Your fave is" or "Your faves are" are a type of account either on tumblr or twitter, there posts are mainly characters photoshopped in front of a flag with the caption "(Character name) is (Blank).
Your fave is going to super hell
Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.
Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
The act of sprinkling luscious parmeasian cheese onto another's soup or any other food for that matter
Excuse me miss, may I do u the honor of cheeseing your soup?
August 2nd is take your boyfriend out to dinner of his choosing day
Did you know that august 2nd is National take your boyfriend out to dinner day