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When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.
Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.
give your girl your hoodies for the month of october
"give me your hoodie for national give your girl a hoodie month" "ofc love"
A saying that is used to describe patience :
Dont look at others u have to Wait Your Turn
Ace : I see them niggas shining i wanna be like them
Mitch : Wait your turn B
The act of a UK prostitute coming up to someone with male genitalia and fondling the penis and balls. This phrase can be also be used as a joke when touching the underside of something.
Hank: Dude, I met a prostitute in London last week.
Alistair: Oh yeah? Did she give you a How's Your Prime Minister?
Hank: Yeah she did. Had one hell of a grip too for a girl.
Alistair: Maybe you should have given "her" a How's Your Prime Minister back.
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To overreact to an unintentional slight in a manner that implies knowledge you don't really have.
"This is the express lane, 10 item or less! How dare you be here with 11 items! You know full well that you are trying to take advantage of hard working people like me!"
"Dude, don't chuck your donuts! - This TP is a two-pack!"
Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”
Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.
Trying to catch someone’s attention
I was fishing in your vision you were swimming like you were lost.