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Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
Brandon Lang is an American hero
Once a roommate that stole the hearts of everyone living with him. Now resides with his new girl and crushed the hearts of all the people that formally roomed with him at the 159.
That Brandon farrar is a heart break thob.
A super amazing guy, usually who has a red wooly beard. Probably a hillbilly. One whose vibes make you want to dosey doe with him at a ho down or a shindig.
He's such a Brandon crow.
Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
Girl: OMG IS THAT BRANDON BOXLEY?
Brandon Boxley: Yes, clothes off now.
Girl: Of course daddy!
A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.
Golly dat der Brandon Mack is a hick.
The perfect couple. Both people will tell each other what’s on their mind and they will help each other through everything. They are both caring and loving to each other. They will both fight for each other when times get tough but they will always be by each other’s side no matter what happens. Brandon and Grace are both very kind people to each other and to everyone else, but if one of them don’t like someone there is no doubt that the other person hates the same one. They can’t live without each other if they ended up breaking up they would never be the same again. So next time you see a Brandon and a Grace together just think they are an amazing match for each other, soulmates, best friends and the perfect couple
Brandon and Grace are the perfect couple
A fat cunt who is incest with his sister and wanks to kissing pranks and takes it up the arse from his girlfriend with a bigger dick then him .
Oh no your going to become a Brandon Clayton