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Von w is one of the people who will never remember anything. He will forget every 2 seconds and he just does the dumbest things. He's a very kind guy with a heart filled with Jesus. He doesn't like staffies and he runs weird. He can be very funny and his laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke! But usually everyone likes to be around him and he keeps the party alive.
Person 1: Wheres Von w ?
Person 2: Oh he's busy being chased by a dog
10 wiper. A messy poop that you just cannot get clean with a couple of wipes of toilet paper.
Wow, man, I just had a 10 W. After 10 wipes, you might as well give up and climb in the shower to spray off your bung hole.
Esme W is a callus and dad loving individual, she may be born as a male but also passes as a female. She regularly indulges in some scratch imagining and has a picture of him pinned to her wall which she kisses every night. Accompanying that is a photo of her bald companion who give her comfort on scary nights and her sexy and beautiful lover who she sometimes tucks into bed with.
Who's that girl making out with that dog? Oh, silly me that's Esme W.
I can’t lie, you piss me off and that piss me off so much. Not gonna lie, are you for real right now? Be for real. I hate being different, I don’t even know anymore man, just… I hate this shit, why are you so - be so for real with me right now because… Laugh out loud, on my soul, I can’t lie, that shit pissed me off so much so bad right now, not gonna lie. Are you seriously serious and for real right now, bro? Laugh out loud, at this point, just go.
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This is what ticket you'll be getting if you drive around under the influence of Cannabis!
I was so stoned i drove through a red light and got a D. W. High