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When someone (Ahem... Jack Daniels) gets excessively pissed off when he/she rolls up the rim on a Tim Horton's coffee, and doesn't win a car (or any other prize)
Jack Daniels: 'FUCK! HOLY SHIT MAN! I WANTED THAT FUCKING CAR! FUCKKKKK...'
Boris: 'Whoa... She's got mad roll rage man'
Chem Prof: 'Uh... get out'
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The current state of the U.S government and economy. Controlling, taxing, and forcing the people to accept its will. We are a nation for the government, by the government.
It is unstoppable, therefore it is raging...
You have to have money to get into it, therefore it is a machine...
It is completely against the Constitution therefore it is insane...
John: "Hey wanna hang out on April 15th?"
Bill: "Sorry man I can't. I have to hand all my money over to the Raging Machine of Insanity on that day!"
Because of this... raging machine of insanity we call our government, I've lost my job!
The Founding Fathers would deem our government the Raging Machine of Insanity.
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A way to tell how mad someone is by the length of their urban dictionary definitions the longer the definition the more pissed off the person is on the nerd rage meter. Multiple paragraphs = off the scale.
You can tell how mad he is with this trusty nerd rage meter i just invented.
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a chemical reaction in your brain when you consume a scotch egg, similar to a steroid rage, but much much more devastating. Do not get in the way of people on scotch eggs.
christ, get out the way of that mad cunt, hes just ate 3 scotch eggs, he'll go into a scotch egg rage.
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When spell check underlines your name or another word that is correct
ARRRRRG SPELL CHECK RAGE IT TELLS ME MY NAME IS SPELLED WRONG!!!!!!!!!
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When your dong gets so out of hand it lights on fire therefore you scream "I have a RAGING INFERNO BONER!" and then slap a hooker across the face with it.
Guy 1: Dude I think I got...
Guy 2: Aids?
Guy 1: No, worse.
Guy 2: Wha-
Guy 1: RAGING INFERNO BONER!!!!!!!
Hooker: *Fuck*
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A person, particularly gamer, that gets angry at things that they should have no reason to get angry about. They then proceed to cry and complain about seemingly nothing for too long and this makes them extremely annoying to be around. They can be enraged further by making crying noises or treating them like a child.
"Wow, Harvey just lost a game of Smash and now he's being such a Gay Rage Baby. Waaah! Waaaah! "
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