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What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football
#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.
It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.
When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.
After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
when you are covered in the creamy substance that is used to make babies, aka semen
guy 1: You should have seen how I left Susan last night, she was all jizzed up.
guy 2: zoinks
When you time your wank perfectly to finish exactly when Jabba the Hutt is choked out by Leia.
‘Mate it was glorious! My tail dropped just as his did! I finally achieved The Jabba Jizz’