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A term for masturbation, specifically a lone masturbation session without anyone coming into the room. Applies to both genders. Sometimes, sex audios are involved to enhance the experience to him or herselves.
"Almost got caught doing a solo show. I didn't know my mom was gonna walk in."
"Welp, I'm doing a personal solo show tonight."
Slutty little girls that don't know/care anything about the music but go to shows to be "seen". Probably cause the guys are much hotter. And they're learning what's up.
a show hoe is the chick booty dancing at your local show while reppin her hannah montana attire.
A significant other that watches your guys shows without you.
“Why does it say episode watched? You fucking show hoe!”
A flop show is a 'friend' who let's you down on a social occasion. For example, all other friends plan to attend a night out, but 1 friend lets you down.
Don't be a flop show and come out tonight
An activity where you mow and you show. Similar to show and tell except you Mow And Show.
“I’m bored we should play Mow and show”
Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
Where you go every Friday by your bosses fucking daughter.
You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.