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Ivy is the best person to take care of your pets. She is extremely responsible and trustable.
“Hey, do you know any one who would baby sit my hamster?”
“Yah man! I know just the person. Ivy, She the best! She can watch any animals! My turtle is so happy and he loves her! Totally recommend!!”
Ivy the animal take carer best animal baby sitter ever!
When an artist draws an anime girl geared up with military grade equipment, He/She always messes up at drawing the anime girl or the equipment.
Bro I really like this guy's style but he draws these ar-15's like shit .
bro dilemma of tacticool anime girl, otherwise would be worse.
If someone has the nickname of an animal, this is the year you slap 'em without permission poll
Slap Animal Name 2020
The league in which every animal takes part in and often results in death from trying to dodge cars.
Each year they have a memorial day February 16th for all the animals who have died partaking in people dodging.
The acronym is ALPD.
Geoff: I ran over a squirrel today.
Barry: Well, he must of been taking part in the Animal League of People Dodging.
Bride Of Re-Animator (1990) is a movie starring the amazing Jeffery Combs as Herbert West, and Bruce Abbot as Dan Cain, where they create a body out of separate body parts, and eyefuck the hell out of each other while doing it.
Bride Of Re-Animator (1990)? The movie where 2 "roomates" have extreme sexual and romantic tension but remain "platonic" at the end? Yeah I've heard of it.
A moment of hanging out with some niggas and smoking jape with them.
Me: Imma hang out with some niggas
Those niggas: *smoking jape*
Me: *joins them*
A nigga: *Puts on Thick Niggas and Anime Tiddies*
Me: WHO STAYS SICK!
All of us: Smoke Jape Everyday!
(THE INFORMATION MIGHT NOT BE ACCURATE. ALSO, I AM A FORMER ANIME FAN)
are you a weeb/anime watcher? are you a normal member in this abnormal community?
Yes? then... you've probably discover an unholy part of this community..
The Body Pillow Community
Out of all the dating options... A Girl, A Boy, A Cardboard box, A DOG... you chose a body pillow
are you really into pillows made out of cotton? do you love fucking pillows? are you Pillowsexual? are you an Objectophile?
The Lolicons (pedophiles)
They are basically the spirit animals of EDP, they love when a child with big eyes is either bare naked or is wearing a bikini.
EW, JUST EW. why do they exist?
The hentai Community
Y'know? they deserve a separate section, so I'll simplify the meaning:
Basically, they masturbate over a anime-styled sex comic, some of them hate the ugly bastard genre cause it resembles them
I have no quotes for this one, so wait for the "separate section"
So if you were in one of these communities... go outside, shower for once, and watch the sun (not directly)
I don't really give a single fuck about the Hentai community, still go outside.
and if you're a lolicon, please go inside a solitary confinement.
Excuses of The Horny three of the anime community
"I don't need a gf" yes, you don't need one, but there's one thing you really need... it's Therapy.
ya see this quote? It's the most common excuse those "people" use to cuddle a softbody solid object.
"But, shesh 8000 years old" What if you, a 35 year old fat bitch, met the child looking "8000 year old" magical girl, and then kissed in public, that sorry excuse ain't gonna save your ass from the 2000V Chair.
"she's a goddess"
"But she's legal" You REALLY like Jail, You want to stick your weewee into a child's spot cause she's "Legal".