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The best girlfriend ever, she is so important person, they literally named a whole month after her. She is such a baddie, and she knows it too. Every nice word you can find in the dictionary is literally based of off her. Auguste is so kind and she loves to pet stray animals. She knows how to make bomb ass Chinese chicken, and she is the best teacher too. She gives the best advice for those who are in need. She is a great friend and she knows how to make you feel loved and accepted. Everyone needs a Auguste in their. (She’s mine though)
I love me a Auguste
The greatest guy of all times, he is blond born in New York he is French amazing in sports, great cook,
Basically he is the best person in the whole universe.
I Love Auguste.
Auguste Jones is the greatest.
Yeah I know right.
The most unlucky person in the world
A : When were you born?
B : 13 August
A : Ahh that's gonna be the date you die
National fingering video Day is placed on August 3rd as a sign too all the boys who have girlfriends or wives and are jus desperate for a nude video.
person #1 : Hey man, did u hear what's tomorrow?
person #2 : No? Why?
person #1: ITS national fingering video day!
national fingering video day August 3rd
If you are born on August 6. you have a really big ding dong.
Person 1.: When did you born?
Person 2.: August 6.
Person 1.: Damn bro respect!
If it's August 6 you must respect anyone whose name starts with a p's authority
David: hello peyton
Peyton: Hey, today is August 6. meaning you must respect my authority
David: oh ok