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if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november
“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”
“how?”
“we were born July-August“
“fuck”
If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,
Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!
National the strongest pairs day!
The first day of August is the day when the strongest pairs of lovers are formed. It's a great day to confess your feelings and propose a relationship!
— Today is 1 August! Do you want to be my girlfriend?
2👍 1👎
The most unlucky person in the world
A : When were you born?
B : 13 August
A : Ahh that's gonna be the date you die
The day where people with huge cocks are born
Jacob: dude, did you know that jack is born on 23th august.
Henry: yeah, of course haven't you seen his huge cock
National fingering video Day is placed on August 3rd as a sign too all the boys who have girlfriends or wives and are jus desperate for a nude video.
person #1 : Hey man, did u hear what's tomorrow?
person #2 : No? Why?
person #1: ITS national fingering video day!
national fingering video day August 3rd
If you are born on August 6. you have a really big ding dong.
Person 1.: When did you born?
Person 2.: August 6.
Person 1.: Damn bro respect!