board bang

When you are the only, or one of few, women presenting to a room of mostly men in a business setting.

Man: Hey, how did your presentation go?

Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.

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Dog Banging

People have a fancy for dogs or are always awkward and cause weird situations.

"Ian was dog banging, it was actually weird."

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emotional banging

When you're talking to someone romantically but not physically banging them (often). Maybe long distance, maybe you're taking it slow. They become someone who has small or large dibs on your heart... it's a two way street. This can be V confusing when you are emotionally banging two people.

Jeffery is emotional banging me because he keeps saying "I love you" and buying me things but is is withholding the D.

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Shwa-Bang

An an-a-mona-pia used to express the moving through and hitting of a solid object, also for taking up space in a lull, or total randomness.

~"And then, SHWA-BANG! The window smashed!"

~"So..."
"Yeah... Umm..."
"SHWA-BANG!!!"
"LOL"

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Rich Bang

Rich is a simple, he likes:
-Late Night
-Ball
-Napping
-Reading
Why Should you date Rich?:
-He's committed (he's almost never missed a late night)
-He's a great body pillow
-His voice will charm your ass like sirens
-His name is Dick Bang

RIIIIIIIIICCCCHCHCHCH BAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGARANG

I'm so lucky, I got Rich Bang as my first year roommate

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bang ratio

The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.

Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.

Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"

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Bang fire

1) when two gingers are having intercourse.

2) Gonorrhea.

3) bangs lighting on fire.

Dude #1: so what happened to you last night?

Dude #2: that girl gave me a serious case of bang fire...

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